The Priorities ™

For the ones who want to be rich, famous, slightly problematic, and mysteriously unavailable.

You don’t need a five-year plan. You need questionable priorities and an outfit that makes it look intentional.

Minimalist design. Maximum delusion.

Wear it like you’re already on the Forbes list, your ex is watching your stories, and your therapist just raised their prices.

Your dreams are expensive. At least the fit doesn’t have to look it.

Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt does not guarantee fame, money, sex, or power. Side effects may include excessive confidence and delusional optimism.

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